Nightmare Night

I really loved the costumes of all of you today. I dressed up as a Muggle!
I'm a dragon!
Um, yeah. Thanks, Krikaan.
Anytime, dawg.
Anyway, I have decided that Halloween in my second favorite holiday, not because of all of the candy I get, but because this is the one time of year that I genuinely enjoy being scared. The slight amount of terror in my brain helps me to get in the right spirit of being a bit creepy.
As if being a teenager wasn't scary enough.
Excuse me? You've been alive for how long?
About fifteen thousand years, give or take a thousand; and I'm still young.
Still...wait. You're that old... and you're a teenager. A. Teenager.
Yup. So I totally know what I'm talking about when I talk about teen stuff.
Wow. Well, there you have it. Krikaan is the world's oldest teen. Now that's scary.
Hey!
It's true!

A-Mazed

If you have never been inside of a straw maze for about 45 minutes, getting colder by the minute, wearing only a jacket over your normal clothes, having to switch back on your tracks every minute... I suggest you try it. That was what me and Emily did tonight. I don't think I've ever been inside a straw maze before; only a few corn mazes when we still lived in Montana. I thoroughly enjoyed the whole thing, and we also saw a wallaby! In Idaho! At a straw maze! (Awesome!)

BLEARGH

Hey, guys. It's me Krikaan, again. Erik isn't feeling well today, so he has asked me to "transcribe" his thoughts... whatever that means. He threw up at school today, so he had to sit on a couch until his Mom came to pick him up. It was really cool; you could see his breakfast and lunch and all sorts of... okay, I'm getting a glare that says "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile." Where did that come from!? Just because I make a funny comment that made him barf more doesn't mean...
...
Oh.
Um, I think that's all for tonight. My Condo Lances (whatever that means) to Erik. I wish him luck!

So Much Win!

Wow. I have currently got over fifty posts so far. That to me is a pretty big achievement. Go me!

Tonight, I saw a video that I haven't seen for years. It was a video of basketball players dressed in black and white shirts. The challenge is to see how many passes the players in white make. But the real challenge is... but I've already said too much. Just watch the video and see for yourself!

Also, any and all questions are accepted at any time. I always read all of my comments, even if I never respond to any of them.

P.S. The video is not a screamer. I swear.

You make the call!

Do you guys think that I post too many inspirational stuff on my blog? Sure, it's good and fun to say the good stuff, but the whole reason that I created this blog in the first place was to share my funny comments about certain events in my life. What do you think? Funny or happy blog?

P.S. Just saw the trailer for Iron Man 3. It was awesome.

Not to be Meme...

There are way too many memes out there on the internet! The word "meme" suggests repetition of certain interesting or funny things that have happened in the media and also in real life. If I were to name them all... actually, more are being added every day, so it would be impossible to count them all. Here are my favorites:

lolcats:


No explanation needed for these!

Engrish:


We must become energeticeating meet now.

Anything involving ponies:


Anything.

My head is full of the most random facts and trivia! If any of you know me well, you will know that I have a quote for almost any situation. The only problem is that usually, I have to explain the joke to someone else. By the time I do that, I feel really awkward. Is this normal, or is it just me? And what can I do instead?