Why is your son crying?

Check out this blog to find out just why your son is crying. Here are a few of my favorites:

Om nom nom nom.


The Thomas t-shirt is what really sells it here.


"Why are you putting yourself in timeout?" "Because I feel like it!"


This is our cat all the time with screen doors.


Also our cat with catnip.


Our cat with cat toys. Coincidence? I think NOT!


Robert looks so done.


Twins!


To all adults: please tell us when there is going to be a hot dog in our cornbread. It could ruin our lives.

Sleep? There's a nap for that

Lately, my sleep has been really erratic. I have to sit in one place for what feels like an hour before I turn my head and realize it's almost time to wake up. So I have to play a movie in my head before I can actually get to sleep. In other words, here's my mind during the day:

bleh

And here's my mind at night:

Still Alive