Things to think about:

• If it's called a laser printer, why can't you set it to stun?
• Why is it that dogs hate it when they blow in your face, yet while you are driving, they stick their head out the window!?
• Why can't you lick your own elbow?
• Why did 76% of you just try to lick it after you read that last question?
• If the black box survives a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made out of the stuff?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Hmm.