Krikaan the Dragon

Did you guys see the post that was (supposedly) by me last night? That wasn't me. It was the manifestation of my "cool" self, Krikann the dragon. He's a bit brash, so you'll have to forgive him. He's invisible to everyone but me, so he doesn't really know how to react to humans. Anyways, like he said last night, ask him any questions you want to know, and he'll answer them. He goes on the internet a lot, and is very knowledgeable about various random stuff. He's...
I gotta go. I think he's raiding  the refrigerator. Mom, might want to keep an eye on the chicken patties and Lori's dinners!