The Most Annoying Sound in the World

What is it exactly? Many people complain about annoying sounds in their lives, but what would be the most annoying sound? Examples include:

• Nails scratching on a board
• People screaming at the top of their lungs
• People swearing at the top of their lungs
• An alarm clock that won't let you sleep until you turn it off

Any others?
NOTE: This list is not composed so that I can complain. I just want to get other people's opinion.

Where u go?

Hey guys, where'd you go? I haven't been getting any comments lately on my posts. I thought my parody song was particularly enjoyable, which is one of the main reasons that I posted it in the first place. Are you busy or something? Or am I not posting interesting enough stuff for you?

The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

In this season, it stands to reason (heh, rhymes) that you would hear some parodies of popular Christmas songs, such as this one sung to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen:

The restroom door said gentlemen, so I just walked inside,
I took 2 steps and realised I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned, and found the place was occupied,
By 2 nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse! What could be worse
Than 2 nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse?

The restroom door said gentlemen, it must have been a gag,
As soon as I walked in, I just ran into some old hag,
She sprayed me with a can of Mace and slapped me with her bag,
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day! What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day!

The restroom door said gentlemen, and I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign!
Cause' I've got 2 black eyes and one high heel up my behind!
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy! Boy, oh boy!
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy!

Gets me every time!

The Happ, Happiest Time of them All!

Yay!!!!!!!!! It's The holiday season! It's official now, because our house is all decorated, and we got a tree! We have only to decorate it, and the season will be complete! And I really like using these exclamation thingies!

Ganksthiving

Whenever I go on vacation for an extended period of time, my mind becomes sluggish and hard to adapt to schoolwork. My words also get mixed together, so I could get ambidextrous mixed up with dyslexic for some reason. It's because my mind works five seconds faster than the rest of my body. Hmm...maybe that's why I am sometimes asked to think twice before doing something. I dunno.

Acting

Sometimes, while I am reading a fictional book, I will put myself in the main character's place, and sometimes I will read to myself quietly when I think than nobody is looking. I guess I just like acting a lot. Me and my brother together have seen practically every animated Disney movie made, and we can quote back to each other the lines word for word, putting ourselves into the character's place. We usually do this in each other's rooms so that the rest of our family cannot hear us. It doesn't work. I love acting, okay?

Dubstep

This is probably going to make a lot of people mad at me, but I'm going to say something. I do not like dubstep. I don't even know what it is, and I still don't like it. I have nothing against it, but the thing that bugs me the most about this popular brand of music is that it all sounds the same. There is practically no separation between one type of dubstep from any other!


Sorry, I can't hold a grudge against anything or anyone for very long. It's actually sometimes pretty good, I just needed to get that off my chest.

Hmm...

It seems like whenever I get my mind set on writing a blog post about favorites of mine, or some movie trivia, I get a lot of views. For example, my average view count is usually about three to six. However, back a few months ago, I posted some of my favorite whatevers, and I got 34 pageviews! In fact, the recent Movie Trivia post has gotten over 22 views as of today! I think I'm noticing a trend here. Keep looking back for more cool stuff!

/drool

I love anything that is associated with chocolate!

Chocolate is the food of the angels! Chocolate cake, chocolate ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, anything! I really hope that in heaven, there is some version of chocolate! Also, I can't seem to stop using exclamation marks! It helps me remember things!
*beat*
I LIKE CHOCOLATE!

Things to think about...

Here are some things you never knew about several types of things:

-The nursery rhyme "Humpty Dumpty" never once mentions that Humpty was an egg.
          -For that matter, why were the king's horses trying to put him together again?
-The good witch, Glinda, says that only bad witches are ugly. This is after she asks Dorothy if she is a good or bad witch.
-Make the world's largest snowball. Contemplate how sweet your revenge will be when the snowball splatters your opponent. Then try to throw it. :D

haha

The Finals Countdown

Finals. This simple word has been enough to send chills down the spine of any student in any school. Just like me. I am especially nervous about my finals for Government, because my teacher will probably want me to list all of the Amendments in the Constitution or something. Any ideas on how to make things stay i your mind long enough to pass a test?

Favorites of Whatever

I love any type of fictional character that differs from all the rest. Funny, deadly serious, a mix between them, anything that makes them unique. Here are some of my favorites:

Mickey Mouse (Disney)
Darkwing Duck (Disney)
Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Freakazoid (Freakazoid, a 90's superhero parody show)
Fone Bone (Bone, a long-running comic book about an anthropomorphic creature)
Spider-Man (Marvel)
Nightwing (DC, former Robin, partner of Batman)

I will probably update this list if I remember any more.

wat

Art is funny. Not funny like "Ha-ha" funny, but like "strange" funny. I think the main thing that is strange about art is that it has lost the ability to shock. To put it another way, what would have been shocking to a woman back in the 30's or 40's is now being accepted by her granddaughter. We have become desensitized toward things that are sinful, which is why I think the crime rates in America are rising. We just all want a bit of excitement.

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Crossovers. We think about them a lot. We ask ourselves questions, like "What would happen if Doctor Who entered the Star Trek universe?", or "Who would win in a fight: Spider-Man, Sonic the Hedgehog, or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" Someday, someone will create a crossover unlike any other, uniting the best of video game, cartoon, and comic book characters to see who will come out on top. And by "someone", I mean me. I am pretty sure that I know enough about each universe to effectively create a story that would do each series justice. If you think of any ideas for crossovers, please share them with me. I appreciate your input.

Mock Trial

In my government class, we have outlawed the use of Smarties to anyone in the classroom. Apparently, one of our fellow classmates has been accused of dealing Smarties to others. We are currently deciding whether he is guilty or not guilty. I am playing the part of the district attorney, and I am in charge of the objections and opening statement, so wish me luck!

Movie Trivia

A lot of famous movies all contain bits of trivia that a lot of people do not know about. Fortunately, there is one who can help you: me. Join me as we journey into the unknown side of movies.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: Jack Sparrow. Tinker, tailor, sailor, pirate. We all know him as the main characters. However, DID YOU KNOW THAT Jack Sparrow was actually a minor character in the original script? Due to Johnny Depp's improvisation, the quirky Jack was brought into play, and a whole movie franchise was saved.
Star Wars IV: A New Hope: The stormtroopers in this movie are the worst A.I. I have ever seen. They cannot hit a single target and are simple minded enough to be susceptible to the Jedi mind wipe. But DID YOU KNOW THAT one of them is so stupid as to hit his head on one of the doors? It's in there, trust me. Look closely when a group is going through a door.
X-Men: If you haven't seen it, see it. Two teams of people who are scorned by the rest of the world. The script used was written by Brian Singer, also notable for Superman Returns. Again, DID YOU KNOW THAT the original script was written by Joss Whedon? Joss Whedon was the writer for The Avengers. Only two lines of his script have survived to make it in the movie:
"Whoa, wait, it's me."
"Prove it."
"You're a dork."
*beat*
"Okay."
-and-
"Do you what happens to a Toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else." (Toad promptly gets zapped off the building)
NOW YOU KNOW!

Some Assembling Required

My favorite movie of all time as of now: The Avengers!

Every moment in that movie was a Crowning Moment of Awesome or Funny. Thor smashing Hulk in the face with his hammer! Captain America being the only one to get the reference to the "flying monkeys"! Iron Man blaming a SHIELD agent for playing Galaga... and he continues to play it when no one is looking! Hawkeye taking down the aliens without any arrows! Black Widow hijacking an alien airship! Hulk using Loki as a ragdoll, and the comment: "Puny god." Kudos to Joss Whedon for creating such an awesome movie that will be talked about for years to come!

Obsession

I have a tendency to obsess about certain stuff that I like. If I ever think of a certain thing in my head, like a new Marvel costume idea, or a Nintendo/Hasbro crossover, I think about it a bit before I put it on paper. The only problem is that when I look at it later, I say to myself, "What was I thinking?", and quickly erase it. I guess I just don't have the commitment to stick to a particular subject. Oh well. Back to the Marvel vs. Dc debate...again.

Staked

Stake conference is come and gone, and I think that I am a better person because of it. I especially liked Sister Choi's talk about waiting for an answer in prayer. Sometimes, I feel like I am much too impatient with others. I feel like if they don't want to talk about what I want to talk about, I need to change the subject back to what I was on. I find it so hard to carry on a real conversation with anyone outside of my own family members, and even then, my conversations can seem a bit one-sided.

The More the Glee...

I love to laugh!
Okay, you may say all of the Mary Poppins jokes you can think of right...now.

Are you done? Good. Please continue.
Thank you. It is my firm belief that laughter is a great habit to have. The more you laugh in your daily lives, the better your future lives will be. Having a positive attitude all the time shows that you are a good person, and that you enjoy trying new things and being around new people. How was that?
That was... strangely profound.
Why can't you have a positive attitude ever?
I always have a positive attitude. I just never share it with you.
I've never seen you laugh at anything.
I sometimes chuckle knowingly at cat videos.
Don't we all.