In this season, it stands to reason (heh, rhymes) that you would hear some parodies of popular Christmas songs, such as this one sung to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen:
The restroom door said gentlemen, so I just walked inside,
I took 2 steps and realised I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned, and found the place was occupied,
By 2 nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse! What could be worse
Than 2 nuns, 3 old ladies and a nurse?
The restroom door said gentlemen, it must have been a gag,
As soon as I walked in, I just ran into some old hag,
She sprayed me with a can of Mace and slapped me with her bag,
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day! What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day!
The restroom door said gentlemen, and I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign!
Cause' I've got 2 black eyes and one high heel up my behind!
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy! Boy, oh boy!
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy!
Gets me every time!
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